Archive for August, 2010

Sick New Piece

Check out this vid for a new bubbler I bought today. Let me know what y’all think!

OMG Fake Weed

So the other day I went to the Piece of Mind smoke shop to pick up some cyclone blunt cones and a few glass screens, which they gave me for free, and I hung out there for like half an hour just chatting with Boone, one of the guys who works there. He had the cutest little Chihuahua puppy names Tina or Tinkles or something like that. He told me about hempfest, which he went to, and how he got his green card there and he has an appointment at one of the eight new Compassionate Care dispensaries that are opening up simultaneously in Washington. Then he gave me a sample bag of OMG, which is synthetic weed. He told me he has tried pretty much all the synthetic stuff out there and that this was the best and actually worked. So, I took it home and had to try it out.

The bud itself was very fluffy and light and smelled heavily of peach, which was nice. It burned super well and had a very different taste and smell, not as good as weed, but different and not unpleasant. Well, the stuff does work, It definitely got me high, but only for about 15 minutes, although I didn’t smoke that much of it. I think this is something I might experiment with just for kicks, because it was good, but why buy fake weed, when the real stuff is so easy to get.

My First Bong Video!!!

Well, the kids fought the whole time on the camping trip, so mom and dad decided to end it a day early, but I certainly had a blast. Lots to tell you all about, but first, check out this YouTube video I just made of a new bong and pre-cooler I got. Let me know what you think!

Camping Trip

Tonight I leave for a 5 day camping trip with my family up in leavenworth, so I won’t be making any more posts until then, but when I get back I will be sure to have lots of great adventures to tell. I picked up a fourth last night of some dank orange bud and bought a few cyclones and swishers to roll blunts with. I spent the last two night hanging out with my new dealer and friend, Jo, who is also a rapper and I’ll be sure to write up our adventures also.

A Day at the Movies

This past week I have seen two movies. I saw Despicable Me and Salt, both of which I would highly recommend. I of course blazed before each of them. Before I went to go see Despicable Me with my 16 year old brother, I took a few hits from the bong of the romulan weed I had picked up earlier. Even though I would love for us to smoke together, my brother is a straight ace kind of kid- a perfect mama’s boy. Nonetheless, we get along great and hang out together all the time. He knows I smoke a ton of weed and I don’t think he likes it, but doesn’t really care either way. Then we drove to the movie and made it just in time for the previews to start. We saw it during the middle of the day because we had to drop off my car for maintenance for a few hours anyways. We hadn’t had enough time to stop at Safeway to get some cheap snacks, so we had to buy food at the movie theater and I got the nachos combo. delicious. I thought the movie would be really funny, and while it did have its moments, it was much more of a heart warming movie. I absolutely loved it and would see it again for sure, because somehow they keep making animated children cuter and cuter. lol. The second movie that I saw and loved was Salt, starring Angelina Jolie. This alone is an excellent reason to see the movie and may be a very large reason for me liking it so much. Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman, who also is an amazing actress and I could watch her for hours, as I guess I did, lol. The movie was action packed and the plot was gripping. I would also go see this one again.

Making Cannabutter

Yesterday I finished the first 1/8 of mystery weed that Joe sold me who I found on craigslist, and I had 2.5 grams of spent weed that I had used in the vapor genie that I could now bake with. Since my parents are home a ton in the summer, I couldn’t use the kitchen to cook it normally by letting it simmer in butter for several hours, so I experimented with using the microwave. I put 2 tablespoons of butter and melted them until the butter was boiling when I removed it from the microwave. I then dumped in the weed and stirred. It immediately smelled as if the weed was cooking, that cannabutter smell. I added water and then strained out all the leaves and put the butter and water in the refrigerator. It only took about 30 minutes for the butter to harden and then I drained the water. I decided to eat all of it at once, so I put the butter on a piece of toast and covered it with jam. This covered up the cannabutter taste pretty well, but I could still taste it every time I burped or hiccuped. It took only about 30 minutes for me to start feeling it and the high lasted about 3 hours and was pretty mild. It gave me a deeper body high than just smoking. Overall, I would say the microwave method worked, but is not nearly as good as letting the weed cook in the butter for several hours. Good for if you are in a hurry though.

Vapor Genie Magic

After my boyfriend broke up with me, I was bummed, so I picked up some weed and decided to buy a new piece to cheer myself up. My lungs had been bothering me a little bit lately and I had been coughing now and then, so I decided a vaporizer might be a nice addition to the pieces I already own. I also wanted to get one because they can save you a lot of money on weed in the long haul. So I went to Piece of Mind and bought a purple vapor genie. I got home and immediately loaded the bowl to try it out. It took me a little while, but once I figured out how hard I needed to hit it to get vapor without burning it, it works like a charm. I really do love the vapor genie after having used it only a few days now. It is great for solo toking, but I would never use it in a circle or with friends for several reasons. The bowl, while a great size for a few hits by yourself, isn’t big enough to be passed around. When I load it up I usually get between 2 and 4 hits from a bowl. It only takes one bowl to get me mildly high and two bowls gets me there good.

And let me tell you, you haven’t tasted weed until you have had it through a vaporizer. The taste comes in beautifully clear and fills your mouth because there is no nasty burning taste to cover it up. The pipe is also super portable and durable because its made from wood. One downside is that it takes a while to heat up, so especially for the first hit, it can be a little annoying to heat it up with your lighter. A great thing about it that adds to the portability though is that once you load your bowl and screw on the top, you don’t have to worry about spilling your weed or it getting blown away or anything, which is great for when you’re on the go. It also looks similar to a tobacco pipe, so you could pass it off as one if you wanted to smoke in public. The best part about having a vaporizer though I think is that you get to reuse the weed that you vape by cooking with it!

Gangsta Rappa

So I’m back in Seattle, and I’m feeling a little adventurous and wanting to meet new people after breaking up with my boyfriend, so I cruise craigslist looking for people selling pot under the name of 420. I email probably like 20 people and get back a few responses. The closest one to my house was only a ten minute drive and when I checked out his facebook page, he was definitely no cop. Tatted up, rockin the fitted hat and hip hop apparel to match, I noticed that he had an album up, so I googled him and it turns out he is actually a rapper who grew up in Cali under some pretty legit producers and such. So I set up to meet him in the parking lot of a store by his house and he showed up right on time. He hopped in my car and we said our hellos. He kindly showed me the eighth he had wrapped up nicely in tin foil for me. I asked him what strain it was, and he said he didn’t know, but that he had smoked it and it was dank. I payed for my product, said thanks, and was on my way home to try out some Seattle flavored weed.

Breakup and a Win

Yesterday I blazed pretty much all day. I rolled a joint and went to the dog park, where I smoked and walked around as my dogs went ape-shit and ran around like crazy. The morning was cold and rainy, but about two o’clock, the sun came out and all the clouds cleared away. It’s supposed to be sunny and hot all weekend, so I can’t wait for Seattle to finally have some good weather. Anyways, after that, I went to my favorite local burger joint and ordered a huge burger, malted chocolate shake and fries. Then I went home, loaded up my bong and went through two huge bowls. I headed out to pick up my boyfriend and go to the Mariners game. When I picked him up, he was all quiet, and hardly said anything the entire car ride, which is really weird because he is a super talkative person. It was also really weird because he like wouldn’t let me touch him. I tried holding his hand, and putting my arm around him, but he kinda just brushed me off. So I definitely knew something was up, and kind of had been expecting him to break up with me, but it still sucked a lot when he did it. I knew he was right though, it was never going to work out with the whole long distance thing. Maybe in like 5 years or something we will run into each other and things will start up again when we live in the same place. At least the Mariners ended up winning the game, so it wasn’t a total waste of time and money. Plus I was high as fuck, so that was fun all on its own, and helped a bit with the breakup. The funny thing is, I think my ex took it a lot harder than me, because he seemed pretty torn up about it and wouldn’t even let me drive him home, preferring to take the bus.

Second semester my luck seemed to be running out because I got caught again by campus safety violating the alcohol policy. It was a Saturday night and the school was throwing a dance featuring DJs from campus and everybody was drunk or high. Earlier, I had pre-gamed in a friend’s room and then a few of us had gone out to smoke a joint together. The dance was a ton of fun, and consisted mainly of a large mass of intoxicated people just dancing and doing their thang to some crazy music. Afterwards, about 8 of us headed back to our friend’s room to wind down the night. When we got to his room, we sat around and ate chips and salsa and passed around a bottle of wine. We also got out a sick bong they had and loaded a few bowls, passing it around to those who were interested. We were all pretty far gone at this point and it was getting close to 1 AM so some of us decided to start heading back to our rooms. One guy who opened the door to leave walked right into a campus safety officer who was just about to knock on it. Apparently there had been a noise complaint and he had come to check on it. He immediately sees the bottle of wine in the middle of the floor, along with a half empty bottle of Smirnoff vodka and the bong and pill container full of weed just sitting on the table. All of us had been to faded or drunk to really put anything away, so it all ended up confiscated. I had to meet with the same guy from Res Life and this time I had to write a letter home and I got a written formal warning. That was no big deal, my parents knew I drank, so this was just like a slap on the wrist. I learned to always conceal your questionable items though.