So, the other day I picked up an eighth of Chem Dog and I was talking with my dealer afterwards, just kinda hanging out and he was super high, so we walked to the marketplace and I bought him an orange juice. While we were walking back, he make me quite a nice little offer. I was mentioning how I liked living in my dorm because it has a bunch of freshman in it and they are all super chill, and he asked me if any of them smoke weed. I knew for a fact that many of them did and I said so, so he told me that if I could get at least a few of them to start buying weed from him, he could get me my bud for free. Sweet deal! So, I found a few likely candidates and invited them to my room later tonight and we are going to have a nice little smoking sesh where I’ll hopefully make some new friends and earn some free weed. =)
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The third time I hung out with Jo, I picked him up and we drove over to Magnuson Park. We got there and it was already pretty dark out and no one was at the park, so we took out my rasta colored bong with ashcatcher and each hit it a few times. Then we walked around all the different fields just talking, but when we decided we should turn around and head back, we realized we had no idea where we were. We made it back so that we found a soccer field, but it was surrounded by a fence. The fence wasn’t too high, so we decided to just hop it, and after that it wasn’t long before we found the parking lot. We eventually made it back to the car, so then we drove off to Taco Bell and ordered a bunch of food. Then I dropped Jo off and went home. I think its funny how I always seem to become best friends with my drug dealers, which I must admit, has its pluses and perks.
I had plans to pick Jo up from his Nephew’s house at 7 pm, so I pulled up and after a few minutes of waiting, he pops into the car with two swishers. He asks if I have smoked them before and wanted to know what kind of blunts I usually smoked and I told him I liked swishers, but I usually smoke cyclones. He had never heard of them before, so I pulled out a rolled cyclone and showed it to him. He thought it was pretty cool that they came all pre-rolled like that. Since I had chosen the spot last time we had hung out, he had to pick this time, so he showed me a small park kind of near my house that I hadn’t known about and we played a pretty intense sweaty game of one on one basketball. Before we played, we rolled the swisher in my car and smoked it as we were shooting and warming up. Haha, we definitely got some looks from passersby as a nice looking little white girl beasting on a tall gangster looking rapper. I lost, but it was pretty close and considering he had more than six inches on me, I would say not too bad. After that we were hungry so we drove on over to Dick’s drive in and got some food. Jo was nice enough to pay for it and we drove it over to Magnuson Park where we smoked the cyclone and walked along the beach to the dog park. After that, I drove him home and crashed, but it was a good night spent with a buddy.
Check out this vid for a new bubbler I bought today. Let me know what y’all think!
So the other day I went to the Piece of Mind smoke shop to pick up some cyclone blunt cones and a few glass screens, which they gave me for free, and I hung out there for like half an hour just chatting with Boone, one of the guys who works there. He had the cutest little Chihuahua puppy names Tina or Tinkles or something like that. He told me about hempfest, which he went to, and how he got his green card there and he has an appointment at one of the eight new Compassionate Care dispensaries that are opening up simultaneously in Washington. Then he gave me a sample bag of OMG, which is synthetic weed. He told me he has tried pretty much all the synthetic stuff out there and that this was the best and actually worked. So, I took it home and had to try it out.
The bud itself was very fluffy and light and smelled heavily of peach, which was nice. It burned super well and had a very different taste and smell, not as good as weed, but different and not unpleasant. Well, the stuff does work, It definitely got me high, but only for about 15 minutes, although I didn’t smoke that much of it. I think this is something I might experiment with just for kicks, because it was good, but why buy fake weed, when the real stuff is so easy to get.
Well, the kids fought the whole time on the camping trip, so mom and dad decided to end it a day early, but I certainly had a blast. Lots to tell you all about, but first, check out this YouTube video I just made of a new bong and pre-cooler I got. Let me know what you think!
Tonight I leave for a 5 day camping trip with my family up in leavenworth, so I won’t be making any more posts until then, but when I get back I will be sure to have lots of great adventures to tell. I picked up a fourth last night of some dank orange bud and bought a few cyclones and swishers to roll blunts with. I spent the last two night hanging out with my new dealer and friend, Jo, who is also a rapper and I’ll be sure to write up our adventures also.
This past week I have seen two movies. I saw Despicable Me and Salt, both of which I would highly recommend. I of course blazed before each of them. Before I went to go see Despicable Me with my 16 year old brother, I took a few hits from the bong of the romulan weed I had picked up earlier. Even though I would love for us to smoke together, my brother is a straight ace kind of kid- a perfect mama’s boy. Nonetheless, we get along great and hang out together all the time. He knows I smoke a ton of weed and I don’t think he likes it, but doesn’t really care either way. Then we drove to the movie and made it just in time for the previews to start. We saw it during the middle of the day because we had to drop off my car for maintenance for a few hours anyways. We hadn’t had enough time to stop at Safeway to get some cheap snacks, so we had to buy food at the movie theater and I got the nachos combo. delicious. I thought the movie would be really funny, and while it did have its moments, it was much more of a heart warming movie. I absolutely loved it and would see it again for sure, because somehow they keep making animated children cuter and cuter. lol. The second movie that I saw and loved was Salt, starring Angelina Jolie. This alone is an excellent reason to see the movie and may be a very large reason for me liking it so much. Angelina Jolie is the sexiest woman, who also is an amazing actress and I could watch her for hours, as I guess I did, lol. The movie was action packed and the plot was gripping. I would also go see this one again.
Yesterday I finished the first 1/8 of mystery weed that Joe sold me who I found on craigslist, and I had 2.5 grams of spent weed that I had used in the vapor genie that I could now bake with. Since my parents are home a ton in the summer, I couldn’t use the kitchen to cook it normally by letting it simmer in butter for several hours, so I experimented with using the microwave. I put 2 tablespoons of butter and melted them until the butter was boiling when I removed it from the microwave. I then dumped in the weed and stirred. It immediately smelled as if the weed was cooking, that cannabutter smell. I added water and then strained out all the leaves and put the butter and water in the refrigerator. It only took about 30 minutes for the butter to harden and then I drained the water. I decided to eat all of it at once, so I put the butter on a piece of toast and covered it with jam. This covered up the cannabutter taste pretty well, but I could still taste it every time I burped or hiccuped. It took only about 30 minutes for me to start feeling it and the high lasted about 3 hours and was pretty mild. It gave me a deeper body high than just smoking. Overall, I would say the microwave method worked, but is not nearly as good as letting the weed cook in the butter for several hours. Good for if you are in a hurry though. 
After my boyfriend broke up with me, I was bummed, so I picked up some weed and decided to buy a new piece to cheer myself up. My lungs had been bothering me a little bit lately and I had been coughing now and then, so I decided a vaporizer might be a nice addition to the pieces I already own. I also wanted to get one because they can save you a lot of money on weed in the long haul. So I went to Piece of Mind and bought a purple vapor genie. I got home and immediately loaded the bowl to try it out. It took me a little while, but once I figured out how hard I needed to hit it to get vapor without burning it, it works like a charm. I really do love the vapor genie after having used it only a few days now. It is great for solo toking, but I would never use it in a circle or with friends for several reasons. The bowl, while a great size for a few hits by yourself, isn’t big enough to be passed around. When I load it up I usually get between 2 and 4 hits from a bowl. It only takes one bowl to get me mildly high and two bowls gets me there good.
And let me tell you, you haven’t tasted weed until you have had it through a vaporizer. The taste comes in beautifully clear and fills your mouth because there is no nasty burning taste to cover it up. The pipe is also super portable and durable because its made from wood. One downside is that it takes a while to heat up, so especially for the first hit, it can be a little annoying to heat it up with your lighter. A great thing about it that adds to the portability though is that once you load your bowl and screw on the top, you don’t have to worry about spilling your weed or it getting blown away or anything, which is great for when you’re on the go. It also looks similar to a tobacco pipe, so you could pass it off as one if you wanted to smoke in public. The best part about having a vaporizer though I think is that you get to reuse the weed that you vape by cooking with it! 
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